Who doesn't want to run a Halloween 5k in costume?
The Pittsburgh Marathon is sponsoring this one at North Park.
I will definitely be there & am bringing friends! Come on out!
Sunday, September 27, 2009
5k in costume = Obviously.
Who wants to run a Halloween 5k in costume?
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Kanye West Apology Generator
Ms. Pittsburgh is up too late and is finding the Kanye West Apology Generator a little too fun.
Here's mine:
I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO Liz Taylor AND President Obama FOR Freaking THE paper bag. I SPOKE TO President Obama RIGHT AFTER. Liz Taylor IS VERY big !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR walking AND stalking!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT AIG. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Liz Taylor 2MRW. WELCOME TO ... Read MoreTHE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF sack!!! yall KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!! WTF I GAVE MY banana TO Elvis WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
Here's mine:
I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO Liz Taylor AND President Obama FOR Freaking THE paper bag. I SPOKE TO President Obama RIGHT AFTER. Liz Taylor IS VERY big !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR walking AND stalking!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT AIG. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Liz Taylor 2MRW. WELCOME TO ... Read MoreTHE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF sack!!! yall KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!! WTF I GAVE MY banana TO Elvis WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
Monday, September 14, 2009
Jews for Jesus
Dear Jews for Jesus,
Please stop targeting Squirrel Hill. Yes, Squirrel Hill is a Jewish neighborhood, and not surprisingly it is filled with Jews. But, if these Jews want to "come to Jesus," they can do so very well without your help.
It is quite possible, Jews for Jesus, that people are leading very happy lives without your interference. It is also quite likely that your influence can make people feel guilty about their happy lives, as if there were a Jesus-shaped hole in their hearts. This Jesus-shaped hole is impossible to fill, because it doesn't really exist.
Your impassioned evangelism actually makes a lot of people miserable. And besides that, it's irritating. Plus, your brochures are not environmentally-friendly. Didn't God want us to practice good stewardship of the Earth? Have you looked into websites?
Jews for Jesus and other proselytes, we've already heard your "good news." Please go bother someone else.
Sincerely,
Ms. Pittsburgh
Please stop targeting Squirrel Hill. Yes, Squirrel Hill is a Jewish neighborhood, and not surprisingly it is filled with Jews. But, if these Jews want to "come to Jesus," they can do so very well without your help.
It is quite possible, Jews for Jesus, that people are leading very happy lives without your interference. It is also quite likely that your influence can make people feel guilty about their happy lives, as if there were a Jesus-shaped hole in their hearts. This Jesus-shaped hole is impossible to fill, because it doesn't really exist.
Your impassioned evangelism actually makes a lot of people miserable. And besides that, it's irritating. Plus, your brochures are not environmentally-friendly. Didn't God want us to practice good stewardship of the Earth? Have you looked into websites?
Jews for Jesus and other proselytes, we've already heard your "good news." Please go bother someone else.
Sincerely,
Ms. Pittsburgh
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